Abba Admirer Pillows

"I knew you'd like it."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Way too much tongue!"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Romantic Frogs

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Frog Baby Names

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Edvard Grieg.

'We should have removed that sign.'

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

'Which one's yours?'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'