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"I said slime."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

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'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

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"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

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"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"Your immortality tonic may not be worth it, Sol."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"