League Legend T-Shirts

Superheroes.

'He was a good coach. But hey, bottom line in this league? If you don't win, you get whacked.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Baseball Dreams

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Gareth Bale

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

Cleaning Lockers.

Knight

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'I've been transferred again.'

"You've still got it Joao."

Ball and Chain

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Replica Football Merchandise

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"So that's Ireland."

"Did you really just tell me to keep my eye on the ball?"

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."