League Legend T-Shirts

Superheroes.

'He was a good coach. But hey, bottom line in this league? If you don't win, you get whacked.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Baseball Dreams

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Cleaning Lockers.

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

Knight

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Replica Football Merchandise

'I've been transferred again.'

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"You've still got it Joao."

Ball and Chain

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"So that's Ireland."

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"Did you really just tell me to keep my eye on the ball?"

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Born to play ball.

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'