60th Anniversary Pillows

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

"You have a nice range of Golden Wedding Anniversary cards, but I'm looking for more Old 'un than Golden."

"I'm sorry my dear, but due to the financial climate, our 60th anniversary will need to be solid carbon neutral!"

Sixty

Eco Princess

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Pearly King and Queen

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Do you think I'm sixty?

The return of the four sheepskins

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."

A senior moment.

David Blaine, Age 60

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

'Hey hey we're the monkeys!...Hey hey we're the lions!...'

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

Life begins at 60

Happy Anniversary!

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'60 is the new 40.'