4-h Programs Pillows

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"They’re real."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pull the udder one

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

You must un-learn bowel control!

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

World of Cow.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'