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Millennium Bug Spray

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

The Music Box

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

Skipping

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

Pumpkin Spice Girls

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

"You remember Eric. He used to carry my books home from school."

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"