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"I'm all shook up."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

The Music Box

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Creepy Camp Stories.

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Skipping

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"