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The Heptathlon

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Balloon Kids

Teddy Time Bears

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Mick Jagger at 95.

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Pamela Anderson Ward.

The Deli Counter

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

"That'll be two incisors and a molar, please."

Gang

'Why am I always the piggy who crys, 'we-we-we' all the way home?'

The Great Teddy Bear

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Teddy boy's picnic

Frosty, The Abominable Snowman