19th Hole Lover Gifts

'If it wasn't for the 19th hole I would have quit this game a long time ago!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'You're away, Doc!'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'