18-hole Devotee Pillows

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"Trevor's nose is running."

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Archaeology department

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Ultimate Frisbee: 3-5 P.M. / Penultimate Frisbee 1-2:30 P.M.

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"Your digging technique is totally wrong. You should use the simple law of physics..."

Golf Balls $1 Vending Machine

'If it wasn't for the 19th hole I would have quit this game a long time ago!'

Tennis Fan

"I had you doing six in a five."

'Thank God its Monday!'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

He lived and died for golf.

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

'I hear Joey started out dealing 3 - card Monte on 42nd Street.'

"I don't even really like to golf, but I love a well-manicured lawn."

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18