Zumba Enthusiast Pillows

'She got the part thanks to her Zumba lessons.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A little bird told me...

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Baby's first two-step.'

Push for Disco...

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Children's Party

Exercising

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Dancing with the Star Wars

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Fun (circa 1955)

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'