Zumba Enthusiast Pillows

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude

'She got the part thanks to her Zumba lessons.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A little bird told me...

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"We're exclusively delts."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Children's Party

'Baby's first two-step.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exercising

Dancing with the Star Wars

Push for Disco...

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Fun (circa 1955)

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts