Zucchini Aficionado Mugs

"The governor's granted your stay, but the zucchini fries tonight."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'It's my favorite.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Children playing games

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Carpe pizza"

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.