Zucchini Aficionado Mugs

"The governor's granted your stay, but the zucchini fries tonight."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'It's my favorite.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Children playing games

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Carpe pizza"

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.