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"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"...and please, God, grant me compassion, wisdom and understanding, and the ability to set up and conduct zoom meetings."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Working from home has involved him in a lot of online meetings..."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Zenemies.

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Guru.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Covid and Restarting School

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"Hoarder."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Remote control wars.

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni