Zoom Humorist Mugs

The 3 O'Clock meeting.

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

City Zoo: Day Care

Football Chameleon

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"The Eggsorcist"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

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Large print e-book.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Anybody who has a life, gets more work.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'