Zoologists Pillows

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Coldsaurus

Mowing the Jungle

One day Adrian realized that he had perfected being a duck and it was time to learn something new. Becoming a predator seemed like a good idea.

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

The Worm Charmer

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Farm Humor.

"The hyenas started it."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

God's Subcontractors

"Tallyho!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."