Zoo Volunteer Pillows

Koala

City Zoo: Day Care

A mother and baby elephant

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Zoo animals.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Too much monkey business...

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

Wild Cow.

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

The Litany Of Fun

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Wildcats Strike.

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.

"Such a sedentary lifestyle."

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"Whiplash..."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.