Zoo Animals Mugs

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

So your zoo paid to keep you on their team>

"Look, a stand-up chameleon."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The Zoo.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Why do they do that?"

Seagiraffes

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Life is for the birds.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

Mardi Gras

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'