Zombie Mode Warrior Mugs

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Shampoo.

Dead Funny

Introducing...Anagraman.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Eldrow

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Born of the Dead

Pinata Zombies

The Zombie Awakes...

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"