Zodiac Zealous Prints

"Ooh, let's see if I can guess your star sign from your personality traits; Vanity, ignorance, inflated ego, selfishness... Nope. You're going to have to tell me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

Ill next Thursday

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

Year of the Rat

"So, what is your star sign?"

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"It's my New Year!"

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!