Zodiac Humorist Mugs

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Clown God

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Shark food pyramid.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Mars Rover