Zero To Hero T-Shirts

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"He was a very good boy."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

Carpenter

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Now hiring numbers wonks to keep track of all the zeroes.

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

Blue-Collar Workers

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Catwoman // Cat Lady

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'I was bald by 30, invested the money saved on haircuts in the market, and retired at 50.'

Job Safety - Valves.

"Honey, you're home."

'You constructed a beautiful work table. You're a talented woodworking legend in your own life.'

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

"Very good, Gary: 'A hero is a celebrity who did something real.'"

'Are you sure you haven't got your head on upside-down, sir?'