Zeppelin Admirer Pillows

Spiked! Unfortunate mishap to a Zeppelin-through a Lack of Proper Caution in Descending.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Halloween Selfie

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Young Elvis

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

Jar wars

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Oh, the amenity!'

Johannes Brahms

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

"I can't decide whether to call it 'wheel' or 'emoji'."

The Brief Lincoln - Mum Debate.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"Isn't it true that you ain't nuthin' but a hound dog?!"

I can't decide if your recurring dream about the Hindenburg indicates a preoccupation with death or phallic symbols. I was hoping it just indicted a preoccupation with hydrogen-filled zeppelins.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

"They couldn't rent out the upper levels, so they're going to dismantle all but the ground floor."

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

Lincoln's lips were a huge addition to his Gettysburg Museum.

SOUTH CAROLINA SECEDES, 'See - I TOLD you that you couldn't fool all of the people all of the time!'

Unusual Washing Line

"That was really deep, but it's also the lyrics to a Zeppelin tune."

Donald Trump hides behind the Lincoln Memorial

Led Zeppelin Gig: 'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and Jack Daniels?'

"I just love the commercial aspect of Christmas..."

'I KNOW the country is deeply divided!'

Ladies, git porked by a ELVIS impersonator!