Zeppelin Admirer Pillows

Spiked! Unfortunate mishap to a Zeppelin-through a Lack of Proper Caution in Descending.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Halloween Selfie

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

'Oh, the amenity!'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Johannes Brahms

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

"I can't decide whether to call it 'wheel' or 'emoji'."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

The Brief Lincoln - Mum Debate.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"Isn't it true that you ain't nuthin' but a hound dog?!"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Lincoln's lips were a huge addition to his Gettysburg Museum.

SOUTH CAROLINA SECEDES, 'See - I TOLD you that you couldn't fool all of the people all of the time!'

Donald Trump hides behind the Lincoln Memorial

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

Unusual Washing Line

"I just love the commercial aspect of Christmas..."

'I KNOW the country is deeply divided!'

'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'