Led Zeppelin Fan Pillows

Led Zeppelin Gig: 'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and Jack Daniels?'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Sony Dorkman

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Yoko Ono

"Elfis"

Jimi Hendrix.

Johnny Winter.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

The Fab Four

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

How hit songs get their names

'Oh, the amenity!'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

'The walrus wasn't Paul! It was really me, Murray! And I think it's high time the world knew the truth!'

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

Paul McCartney

Rock the boat

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Meet Elvis?? Sorry, but they were right. . . He's alive and well on Earth!"

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

"Curry okay?"

Complementary Colors

'You ain't nothin' but a hound dog cryin' all the time?'

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'