Zen Pet Friend Prints

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Bitchbark Canoe

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Dog yoga

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

PET THEORIES

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Pet Entertainers

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Life's a Bench.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"What's all this?"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Picnic with thieves

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Behold the secret to happiness."