Zen Pet Friend Mugs

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog yoga

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

PET THEORIES

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Pet Entertainers

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Picnic with thieves

"What's all this?"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Behold the secret to happiness."