Zen Homebodies Gifts

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Good News about winter

"Man's best friends."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Big screen TV.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Knights of the bedside table.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Comb Sweet Comb

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"You are still here."

Sheltering in place.