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"Stay medicated."

"Where can I find unsalted caramel. . .?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Man showing in the rain.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"You've been served."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

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