Zen Explorers Mugs

"Stay medicated."

"Where can I find unsalted caramel. . .?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Unguided imagery

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Man showing in the rain.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"I don't know what went wrong."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."