Zebra Whisperer T-Shirts

'Ok, time to think ... I run and it's a stampede and we're all fair game. On the other hand, I can walk away slowly and get a headstart on the herd ... or at least on fat boy over there.'

"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Woman applying makeup

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Ze-Bras

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Baker

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

Where Zebra's Come From.

Snake Charmer

We've earned our stripes.

"He shows enormous potential."

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'