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'Ok, time to think ... I run and it's a stampede and we're all fair game. On the other hand, I can walk away slowly and get a headstart on the herd ... or at least on fat boy over there.'

"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Woman applying makeup

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

"How are we on bread?"

Ze-Bras

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

I bake my own bread.

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

Baker

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

First Annual Psychic Convention

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Snake Charmer

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

Where Zebra's Come From.

We've earned our stripes.

"He shows enormous potential."

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,