Zany Advice Seeker Prints

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

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COVID tips from Wild Animals

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

'...Sure, I can tell you how to prevent getting old...You can lie about your age...You can smoke...And you can drive drunk...'

"Do not bury yourself alive if allergic to burying yourself alive."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Armstrong, I'm not qualified to give you dating advice. When it comes to that stuff, I'm the worst."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'I'm screwed...'

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

It's the Dr. Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. You're on, Boise. What's your problem?! I don