Yuletide Sharpshooter Gifts

"To me, nothin' says Christmas like shootin' your own tree."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

A hunter hitting his first bird.

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"This new guy's really good!"

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

Shooting in Ireland

"It's opening day."

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

Yuletide

'... And I even made turpentine sauce.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

A group of hunters.

Archery.

Musical Archer

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

'Santa Claus really does exist! I just found his website.'

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

"He's very busy. One 'Good King Wenceslas', and then about you go."

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"

Shoot your own apples

Shooting

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

Carol was the first member of her skeet-shooting team to get married.

Santa reads note: Sorry Santa no mince pie or sherry this year blame Farepak.