Youthful Spirit Keeper Mugs

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Whatever!

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Dog Teenagers

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

Moses as a teenager

Hit Me

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Future Old People