Youthful Roadster Gifts

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Lemonade/Prune-aid

Love by bike

Hit Me

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

Biblical Teenager

Too young to be a grandma

Give Way To Cyclists

The Ageing Process.

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."