Youthful Roadster Gifts

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Biblical Teenager

Hit Me

Love by bike

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

The Ageing Process.

Give Way To Cyclists

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Too young to be a grandma

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."