Youthful Reflector Prints

'I was nineteen here in Paris, once, but I was a stupid nineteen.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Lemonade/Prune-aid

Too young to be a grandma

The Ageing Process.

Hit Me

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

How Tattoos Age

'The little punks were waving a red flag at me! In my youth, I would have given them a run for their money!'

Whatever

"I have a date with Gregorio. We're going dancing. I like doing things...that make me feel younger!"