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'This is the third year in a row she claims she's just 5 1/2 years old.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

That shows business confidence.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

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The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Always expect the best

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.