Youthful Communicator Mugs

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

Time for speeches

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

Children playing in the street

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

"I'm sorry, but you're not the patient your father was."

"It's like you haven't heard a single thing I've thought."

Boy stays on grandpa's 'check list.'