Youth Workshop Enthusiast Mugs

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Claus 2.0

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Belief and Trust.

D.I.Y

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Education and Apprenticeships

"She's a natural!"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Botox."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Luthier

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"Reproduction furniture."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

'Then again, if you're not very smart, it's OK to just work harder.'

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"