Youth Development Enthusiast Mugs

Uncooperative Teen

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"He talks the talk."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"Botox."

Elderly People

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Over-reaction Man.

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"