Youth Sports Parent Mugs

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Football Fans

"I AM at my usual position."

The trauma of losing.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Baby Footballer

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

Sportsmanship

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."