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"Okay, I guess....first we had a lockdown drill, then we had an active shooter drill. Following that we had a fire drill. After that we got to meet out security guards. Then we watched a video on avoiding sexual predators...."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Child finding school too hard.

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

Don't you hate...

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Highschool sign.