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"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Licensed Therapist

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

America, are we learning anything?

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."