Youth Activism Gifts

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Stop! Disenfranchised youth...!"

"M'Lady! We beseech thee."

Voter Quiz! Which statement is false? 1. By 2050, Latinos will be 29 percent of the US youth population. 2. There are 15 million American Latino youth, but only a small fraction will stand in line to vote. 3. Five million Latinos will wait in line for the

Greta Thunberg

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Viola player coming through!"

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

"We're students and we don't like this sculpture. Have it removed by tomorrow."

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

Taking out the garbage can, cleaning up my room... Why doesn't someone start a civil war to free us kids?!

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

Voting on their Seats

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

No to Greed

The Minor Issue

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."