Young Scribe Mugs

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

Waiting Room For Godot.

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Computer literate Monk

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

"I was master of all I surveyed... then they hit me with second grade."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."