Story Scribe Mugs

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

Will Self deprecation

Waiting Room For Godot.

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

Tall tales, short stories

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Woman and books.

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

Trump and social media

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Pencil Rubber

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'I'll publish it if you include a character obviously based on me.'

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."