Young Parents Prints

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And lord, give me the strength to cope with mummy while she goes through the terrible twenties!"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Pinata good bags.

New Age / Old Age Sections in the Library

'We lease the children, of course!'

"We were able to continue our careers and save a chuck of money by outsourcing the twin's daycare to a pack of timber wolves."

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Next gen pregnancy tests.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"He just said his first word!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

A Mom's Purse

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Quick! Look cute!'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

Early Night Club

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"We couldn't find a sitter."

Reality of Parenthood

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'