Parents Of Young Children Prints

'Goodnight honey! Sleep tight!'

Hug Robot going silent

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Early Night Club

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

Sweets

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Childhood's End

'We lease the children, of course!'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"Your turn to put them to bed."

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

Dog with a dummy.

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

'I need a helping hand.'

"Tell me truthfully, mummy, was I adopted?"

'Look,Mum, that poor man's got toothache too!'

Santa-Claus-Trophobia

"Ta-da!"