Parents Of Young Children Prints

'Goodnight honey! Sleep tight!'

Hug Robot going silent

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

Pinata good bags.

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Early Night Club

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Childhood's End

'We lease the children, of course!'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Sweets

"Your turn to put them to bed."

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

Dog with a dummy.

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

'I need a helping hand.'

'Look,Mum, that poor man's got toothache too!'