Young Parent Humor Mugs

"And lord, give me the strength to cope with mummy while she goes through the terrible twenties!"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Use your inside scream."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"She's a natural!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Billy strip: help with homework.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Moma

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'

Beware of teething baby.

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Husband and Child in Pram

'Mom, will the baby come with bundled software?'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.