Teen Parent Humor Mugs

"Is there the slightest chance of credit being eased by this weekend?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Use your inside scream."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"She's a natural!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Moma

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"Fasten your seat belt."

"Dad, this survey says too much study is bad for you..."

"I can't take you anywhere!"