Teen Parent Humor Mugs

"Is there the slightest chance of credit being eased by this weekend?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Use your inside scream."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"She's a natural!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"Fasten your seat belt."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Moma

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"Dad, this survey says too much study is bad for you..."

"I can't take you anywhere!"

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'