Young Love Detective Mugs

"The boy next door is spying on me. I saw him Google my name last night through my telescope."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

Who stole my candy?

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"It's not what you think."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

Trick questions...

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

'Girls! I won't understand them if I live to be six.'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'