Young Love Adventurers Pillows

'You'll love me no matter what? Great! I'm going to marry Justin.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

First love.

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Boy on father's knee

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Kids."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Roller Coaster of Love

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Tough Love 2000

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

Apple Kiss

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Scooter Romance